~*~AUTHORESS’
CORNER~*~
(The scene is a
rather small, dark room. In the very center of the room, a small light
shines directly onto a young girl about 15 years old. She has on a green,
spaghetti-strapped tank top, dark-colored denim jeans, and a thin, black
headband holding back her medium-length, dark-blonde hair. A silver
necklace around her neck spells out the word “AUTHOR”. She is out of her
usual black beanbag chair, having been replaced with another girl, about the
same age, going by the name of Ashy-chan.)
Ashy-chan: uh…how do I get to check my
e-mail on this thing?
Me: easy; first, click on the
Internet icon on the left computer, which should bring up the page.
Type in the code for the website where your e-mail address is, which
should access the page so you can enter in your address and password, which in
turn should bring up your e-mail account.
Ashy-chan: @~@ huh?
I’m all confused-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed (stuttering)
Rachy-chan: (looks up from her mint
leaves, and points to the screen) is that it?
Lo-and-behold, on
the computer screen was Ashy-chan’s e-mail account already pulled up…(ahh, the
wonders of the internet mixed with my meddling)
Me: uh…yeah (sweatdrops)
Ashy-chan was just
about to say something, when sounds are heard coming from the Authress’ realm
void in which a frightened bioshen and his chibi-fan are currently running
around in:
*bang*
*thud*
*crash* (followed by
a cat meowing in pain)
“Kuso!”
*thump*
*bang again*
“BOO!”
“AAAUUGGHHH!!!”
*crash*
*bang again again*
…and soforth.
Duo: (yawning) I’m bored
Quatre: well, there’s no way outta
here…
Heero: (sneaking around like a spy,
trying to find a trap door or something…the theme from Mission: Impossible
II plays somewhere in the backround) must…find…escape…..Mission…Accepted…..
Quatre: …..
Trowa: ……
Duo: ……
Me: 0.o
Rachy-chan: ( ::munch, munch:: )
Ashy-chan: ……
Wufei: [this dialogue has been
edited by the authoress “Jennie-chan, a.k.a. ~J.C.~”, for fear of kids under
the age of 20 reading this fic]
Miellie-chan: (giggling like crazy, while
occasionally tripping over something and calling out Wufei’s name)
Ashy-chan: well, I’m gonna answer that
e-mail now.
Me: k…anyone wanna play cards?
Duo/Trowa/Quatre/Rachy-chan: ME!
(The scene fades out
to incoherent sounds in the background, signs that the chase is still going on,
as the cards are dealt, wages places, and Ashy-chan pulls up to the [left]
computer ….)
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*note-
once again, these are real replies from Ashy-chan; I didn’t make them up
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To:
2Sweet4U@skitzofrenia.com
From: Skitzo_Wuffiegurl@fanfiction.net
Sub: Questions
(survey)
Message:
>>>Fill
out the answers to the following questions, reply, then e-mail them off to a
friend. (No lying! Tell the Truth!)
Name people call
you:
Ashley
The nice
nicknames:
Ashy-chan; Skitzo #2
The god-awful
nicknames you hate to be called:
Ashbutt (*coughmielliecough*)
Pets: 1-year old German Shepard,
Cheyenne
Parents: Names?
Diana and Jim
Siblings
(biological or adopted or both):
(biological…though I’m still looking for proof!) Scott
Age in dog years: hehe; mine is…98?
Wow…that’s pretty strange.
~*~FAVORITES~*~
Color? LELLOW! (yellow)
Animal? Puppy
Song? “Follow Me
Every thing is ‘Aight”…j/k….”Kryptonite”? naw…I don’t have one I guess…
Book?
Hmmm…I like
too many…. How about Jane Eyre or A Tree Grows in Brooklyn
Movie: none, I
basically like any comedy
Foods: (shut it, Miellie!!!)
pasta?
Toothpaste: hmmm…that’s a very
scary question to ask, but…Crest
Flower(s): Roses of course!
~*~Miscellaneous~*~
Thing that you
would love someone to do for you that no one ever has: Send me flowers for my
birthday ^_~ (lucky Nyssa….)
Dream that came
true: Well,
Marielle knows what it was, but is was more of a nightmare really…
(A/N-
::Miellie’s incessant laughing comes out from somewhere in the backround::)
Do You Believe
in Shooting Stars: Bien
Sur! (of course)
Do You Believe
In Men from Mars:
um…not really
Do You Believe
in UFO’s: don’t
know; don’t give it too much thought
Do You Believe
in Love at First Sight: sure,
why not?
Do You Believe
in Eternity: no,
everything must come to an end…but I think it’d be kewl if it went on
forever!!!
Do You Believe
in Soulmates:
Yes, just wish I’d found mine already
Do You Believe
in Prince/Princess Charming:
No, that’s just going into fairy tales.
What’s more
important-love or money:
LOVE, who would think otherwise?
(A/N- I could name
someone, but then I’d be in biiiiiiiiiiiig trouble)
What do you feel
guilty about right now:
Hmmm…what I’m going to do w/ the so-called “meeting”
What is the last
thing that made you smile:
A friend’s Hello.
-Laugh: Jennie and Rachy’s
Keyboarding Project!!!
(A/N- ::snickers::
for our last day of Keyboarding class in school, we were given a kute activity
to do…one of those things where you hafta ad-lib nouns, adjectives, verbs, etc.
into a story…Rachy and I, working together, used all
Anime/Japanese/Chibi-related words for each of the Chibis…they came out soooooo
funny! Hehe…after our teacher read the first one, she REFUSED to read anymore,
claiming they were too weird…I swear! We were just cracking up the WHOLE time!)
-Cry: A note from a close friend
What do you
need/want right now: “I
want you, I need you, I’m cold and I wanna be WARM!” haha…that explains it,
right Chibis? ^_~
(A/N- hehe…right!)
Do you obey
rules: most
definitely
Do you really: usually…
Who is the last
person you shared a secret with:
Marielle
Been in love
before: No,
I think “Love” is a strong word…even though you may think otherwise….
Been to Outer
Space: only
in fantasy
Coffee or tea: EWW…my brother drank coffee
black once and got sick, that’s the only fun thing about coffee…so I guess Tea.
Blanket or
stuffed animal:
Stuffed Animal
Color of socks
that are on you now:
White ankle socks w/ Adidas logo in Navy Blue.
Cute, right?
Favorite Number:
20
When was the last
time you went to the hospital, and why:
09-20-86…they say I was born
(A/N-
(sarcastically) really now? How
interesting; I would never have guessed…^_~)
What color is
your bedroom:
Multi-colored
What do u do
most when you're bored:
Listen to the radio and/or talk on the phone…maybe I’m bored too often!
What
word/phrase/saying do u use too much:
“Oh…my…god” “lol” “like” “cute” (the most common over-used phrases, right?)
What
Friend lives the farthest away:
Jeremie, he lives in Paris…I miss him…::sniff, sniff::
Most annoying
thing: it
would be wrong to say siblings…how about…Friends that lie to your face
Best things: Friends, Family,
Guyz, Education, Love
What time is it
now: 7th
Period…1:32pm
How glad are you
this thing is over:
It wasn’t THAT bad….
Attached
Message:
>>
Your fondest
memory:
Bostom Trip, 7th grade (even though Rachy tried to suffocate me!)
(A/N- ::snickers as
she remembers the story:: )
Most
Embarrassing memory: At
my birthday party last year, Rachy and Em wrote all over my back in PERMENANT
ink for a dare, and I ended up going to a party with it written all over me. The worst part?….IT WAS ABOUT A GUY
THAT WAS AT THE PARTY!!! BAD RACHY-CHAN!!!
(A/N- >.< )
(R-C/N (Rachy-chan’s
note)- hehe…oops?)
You know it’s
love when…: You
just know, I guess
Something you
wish you could take back:
My letter to Meg (the Chibis know why…)
Person you
consider yourself closest to:
Well, that’s kinda hard to answer. My
four closest friends are Mimi, Rachy, Miellie, and Jennie, I guess….
(A/N- awww…I feel
so liked! ^_^)
One thing others
find irritable about you: I
get too hyper sometimes…talk too much sometimes…talk too quickly…I don’t
know…what do you find irritable about me?
One thing you
find irritable about yourself:
hmmm…do you REALLY want the list?
Where are
you right now: 7th Period, at school
Where would you
like to be:
The Beach!!!
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G-gang, plus 1/3 of the Chibis (Rachy-chan and Me):
(all have on Poker caps and candy cigars)
Me: …(looks over at Rachy)….(looks over at
Quatre)…(doesn’t trust the “innocent” look on Quatre’s face)…(places cards down
one by one) an ace….
Rachy-chan: (blinks)
Me: a two…
Heero: (still looking for a passage, getting the zero
system look again)
Me: a three…
Trowa: …..(well, were you expecting him to actually talk?)
Me: a four…
Duo: (cigar drops out of his mouth as it opens wide,
eyes bugging out)
Me: (smirking as last card is placed down) and a
five! Ha! Beat that!
All but Quatre: I FOLD! (throws cards down in anger)
Quatre: (looks up at cards placed down by Authoress,
back as his cards, back at the Authoress’, back at his cards, then looks up and
grins) an ace…
Me: you wouldn’t!
Quatre: a king…
Me: you
couldn’t!
Quatre: a queen…
Me: you can’t!
Quatre: a jack…
Me: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Quatre: …and a ten.
Duo: oooh! She
got BURNED!
Me: humph! (takes
out a spork and fwaps Duo over the head with it)
Duo: ITAI! XoX
Quatre: …I’m not gonna even ask where she got the
spork from…
Me: (grins triumphantly, then starts bawling at the
fact that Quatre won again)
Ashy-chan: Done! (gets up from computer)
Duo: Halleluja!
Now we can get outta he-
Ashy-chan: ^_^ You’re turn, Rachy!
G-guys: NOT AGAIN!
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